Dentists are pretty easy targets when it comes to humor. If you’re just starting out your comedy career, dental jokes are low hanging fruit. Here are a few zingers that will make you smile (or just roll your eyes). Enjoy! Please comment below to add your own.

Lying through your teeth… Doesn’t count as flossing!

Lying About Flossing

“O.K., I’m going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing.”


What award did the Dentist of the Year receive?

Stained Teeth

A Little Plaque


What do dentists REALLY call x-rays?

Panoramic X-Ray

Tooth-pics!


What’s another name for the dental office?

What's another name for a dentist's office?

The Filling Station!


What do you call the dentist who doesn’t like tea?

What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?

Denis!